Where Did The Beetle Go?

The other night I woke up at about 3 (ish) because Edward had woken up to eat. I went in the kitchen to make him a bottle and when I turned on the light there was a BIG HUGE FAT Beetle in the middle of the floor. AHHHHHHHHH! Big bugs are so grose to me... Anyways.... Of course I smashed the thing (with a broom) and then I went to get a papertowel to wipe it up. Well I put the paper towel over the little bug and picked it up but something was wrong, I could not feel the bug in the paper towel. So I opened it up to see why I could not feel it and low and behold there was NO BEETLE in the papertowel. I looked all around the floor EVERYWHERE! The thing had vanished. Believe me it was DEAD and yet it vanished right before me. SUCH A MYSTERY!