DID YOU GET THE MEMO?!?!?

Apparently no one has received the MEMO when it comes to WHAT TO WEAR and WHAT NOT TO WEAR to a wedding.

My girl Jessi and I went to get the dress I am wearing to Dan's, Best Friends, Wedding in November and GOODNESS... the dresses are out of control. Let's make the list first of what NOT TO WEAR to a wedding:

1. Bright colors, BIG NO-NO! This day is not about you it is about the Bride... do not wear anything so bright that when you walk in the room others can't help but look at the girl in the dressing that is screaming, "I know this dress is bright pink, but isn't it cute?" The answer is, "NOT FOR A WEDDING! Take it off..."
2. White, there is just no excuse for another girl wearing white. Are you getting married today too? NO YOU ARE NOT! Take it off....
3. Black Dress. Everyone says a little black dress is great for every occasion, EXCEPT A WEDDING. This is not a funeral. Take it off...
4. It is OK to show skin, but HELLO! Make the dress a little longer and cover up more of your chest (it does not have to cover the whole thing, but no one needs to see your whole world). If you see a girl wearing this dress at the wedding, she is going to get plastered and go home with her knew found love, by the way... this person is also plastered. This girl for sure is going to TAKE IT OFF (most likely to some Barry Manolo (sp) song)!
5. Leather.... Need I say more? Take it off...

I guess if you stay out of these areas you can come up with your own WHAT TO WEAR to a wedding list.

To make a long story short, we finally found a good dress, but WOW there were some DUSERS out there. Or some that looked cute off, but not on (you ladies know what I am talking about). The one I bought was not something I would usually wear, but I could totally see Bre' wearing it from Desperate Housewives (yes, I know that show is smut, but they all do dress cute). So I am ready to look sassy for a wedding come November 10Th.

Now that you all have the MEMO you can go on with your lives.